Live,Laugh,Love

  1. Myth of Love, Bullshit.

    Do you ever wonder if you really have a soul mate?
    Do you ever wonder why there are gays and lesbians?
    Don’t you ever wonder why some people love their same sex?
    Do you ever wonder why some people love their opposite sex?
    And do you ever wonder why these love are indestructible?
    Why do most people seem to cannot live without someone to
    love?
    And finally, why is it that people do not know what they have
    until it is gone?
    Let me tell you about the Myth of Love


    It was said that before, in the origin of times, there were
    three sexes; male, female, and androgene. Original humans do
    not look like how we humans look today. Humans before were
    said to be twice of each person now, with two heads, two pair
    of eyes, two pair of lips, four hands, four feet, two bodies,
    two hearts, and of course two genitals.



    Then, if the person has two vaginas, that is a female. If the
    person has two penis, that is a male person. If the person has
    both the two different organs, a vagina and a penis, then that
    person is an androgene. They said that androgenes were the
    most beautiful people among all because they have mostly the
    best features and characteristics of both the male and the
    female.

    Because these people dream of being in heaven, even if they
    already have the heavens in their selves, they want to
    experience it even for just a little while. And so they
    climbed to Mount Olympus. Zeus got furious upon seeing the
    people going up the mountain. He said, & quote; How dare these
    immortals climb our wondrous world? And to think I’d let them
    experience it! Especially now that they do not cherish of what
    they have!!!

    He got so mad that he used his lightning bolts to cut each
    person in half to make them weaker enough so as not to
    continue on climbing.

    The God of Healers healed the wounds of the people cut in
    half. And from then on, everyone started to look out for their
    pair the moment they got down from the mountains.

    This is why there is the term soul mates. Their bodies, in
    which their souls rest, used to be one. Therefore soul mates.
    They said that this is also the reason why there are people
    who love their same sex, the gays and lesbians. They are the
    males and females before. And this also explains why gays are
    creative, because they are both males before, they tend to
    concentrate on what they lack. The same thing for lesbians.
    Because they are both females before they tend to be strong as
    not to be underestimated.

    Androgenes would be equal to male and female lovers. That is
    why nowadays these couples are the most acceptable, stronger,
    and the most beautiful among all partners, they have the
    strength of both males and females.

    Lovers nowadays, whether gay, lesbian, or male and female
    couples, are indestructible because they are the pairs before.
    They are really meant to be.

    This myth also explains why it is natural for people to just
    realize the value of the people they love only when they are
    about to be gone or are already gone. Because this happened
    even before, and we become weaker without our pair. We realize that we need them, truly love them, and that together, we are stronger.

    This is also why we kiss. We always try to find the lips
    wherein ours will fit well. This is also why we like to hold
    hands with the one we love, to find out if the spaces between
    their fingers are the spaces where ours used to lay. And
    finally, this is why we always find someone to love. We always
    want to complete ourselves… Because we need the strength of
    the one we love in order to go on with the hardships of
    life… we need to fill in a missing space… and most of all,
    because we used to have two hearts. We need to find the other
    one.



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